| Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: To get his quarter back! |
| Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? A: Because she ran away from the ball! |
| Why was it hot after the basketball game? A: Because all the fans were gone! |
| Why is tennis such a noisy game? A: Because everyone raises such a racket! |
| What did the grape do when he got squashed? A: He gave out a little whine! |
| What kind of key doesn't fit into a keyhole? A: A keyboard key! |
| How do you stop meatballs from drowning? A: Put them in gravy boats |
